THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE
A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen
FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.
so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.
(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )
HOLY SHIT WHAT
I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.
JESUS CHRIST JESUS.
#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS
THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—
ARE YOU FUCKING WITH ME RN
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT OF GOING TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL IF THEY DIDN’T TEACH US THAT
(Source: scottyspookmeup, via lapdanceforhimmler)
HEY YO ace followers - i really really need some links to resources on the asexuality spectrum, basically any helpful informative ace business, help a brother out?
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LOOK AT MY PRECIOUS TREASURE OF A HOUSEMATE SHE WILL FUCK U UP SON
omg no don’t tell me how you just killed a moth i really don’t care if you’re scared of months don’t kill the poor little bastard and then tell me about it that makes me really sad
fuck just get someone to put it outside dont kill it it’s just lost what did it ever do to you
'Ow do y'do my name's Gavroche